circus maximus
We need the circus maximus back. the UFC is fun, but there are rules. rules, mind you, that keep people alive, and that's ok, but really, i don't watch fighting sports for the human element. i watch it for the blood. and this one is pretty bloody so far.
i don't want to see two guys grappling each other and holding each other in some stupid wrestling embrace. i wanna see two guy go at each other with wooden boards with spikes stuck through them. i think if noone is knocked out or dead in 5 minutes, they should throw axes in the ring. axes with spikes in them. with barbed wire around the spikes. and the axes should be on fire. and the axes should shoot needles. poisonous needles. needles that blow up on impact. and there shoudln't be fences caging them in. there should be wood chippers.
one day they will make me head of programming of all tv channels on basic cable. either that or this post will be evidence in my insanity trial.
i don't want to see two guys grappling each other and holding each other in some stupid wrestling embrace. i wanna see two guy go at each other with wooden boards with spikes stuck through them. i think if noone is knocked out or dead in 5 minutes, they should throw axes in the ring. axes with spikes in them. with barbed wire around the spikes. and the axes should be on fire. and the axes should shoot needles. poisonous needles. needles that blow up on impact. and there shoudln't be fences caging them in. there should be wood chippers.
one day they will make me head of programming of all tv channels on basic cable. either that or this post will be evidence in my insanity trial.
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